) the legions of "fans" that they have that have absolutely no connection to Manchester but declare themselves to be diehard fans eg people who only follow clubs that are successful rather than their local club, most of the Phillipines, Thailand, etc.
2) that whinging ungracious clock-watching cunt of a manager. Not that this implies that he isn't a good manager. He's proved that at Aberdeen and Man United. But he's a horrible individual.
3) Eamonn Holmes.
4) the relentless arse-licking from sections of the media eg Eamonn Dunphy, Pat Crerand, Clive Tyldesley.
5) the whole Rio Ferdinand saga where rather than just admit they were in error they started trying to throw their weight about and bought their player a much longer ban.
6) the constant diving by evra and THAT SHIT RONALDO!
7) theyve got smacked arse faces lyk the wankers tevez, rooney and fergie.
8) THIS IS OUR CITY! js 4 city fans lol
9) plain old inbreds
10) hate there cockyness....then they tend to lose haha

and
1. You will not win a penalty at Old Trafford.

2. When United are edging or winning a game, there is a sensible 1-2 minutes added time.......

However, when they find themselves in a losing/drawing position at Old Trafford, it's always 3 minutes+.

3. The majority of people who claim to be united fans are glory supporters.

4. A 2002 report, 'Do You Come From Manchester?' showed that a significantly higher proportion of Man City's season ticket holders lived in the Manchester postal districts (40%), than that of the Man Utd season ticket holders (29%).

5. Alex Ferguson.

6. According to one survey, 95% of the total number of 'utd fans' have never actually been to Old Trafford.

7. Shit kit, Shit sponsor. 'Almost in Greece'.

8. United fans rave on about Old Trafford. Yes, decent capacity.. but otherwise, a completely mismatched and rather ugly stadium.

9. There are only a few food sections in the whole of Old Trafford which sell pies. (In defence, this is down too their prawn sandwich-thermos flask trend)

10. From good former college mates, about 10 class themselves as 'united fans'... 1 of them has a season ticket and 1 goes a few games a season........ As for the others, the phrases generally heard are;...... ''I can't get a ticket'' or ''I can't afford it''. Familiar?

11. Their fans moan about Chelsea complaining that they've tried to buy success. Was there ever a premiership club which didn't spend money in order to try & succeed? If you look over a period of 10-15 years, United have probably spent more than Chelsea anyway!

12. When it come to coverage, United are always the big boys, whether it be Sky, Setanta or Match of the Day. As well as being unfair on other fans, it's boring and encourages more glory supporters (providing they're not playing Man City).. in which case there is suddenly less united fans about.

13. In light of todays events, I have decided to add a new reason.. As united claimed the title today, I have seen loads of statuses from my friends on here ranting on about united, when they clearly aren't and never were a united fan! I'm sure this is the same for many of you.

14. Gary Neville!
and
) david becham played for them
2) everyone thinks andy cole is a top class strike
3) none of their fans come from manchester
4) you never win a penalty at old trafford
5) all they do is fucking moan
6) david becham played for them
7) they bring out a new kit every week until every kid is wearing one
8) the FA will bend over backward to help them but no one else
9) all their players are thick
10) we left them drop out of the cup last season only for them to make the premiership look crap in Brazil
11) david becham played for them
12) every other live game features them making you sick of the sight of them
13) most females support them because ryan giggs plays for them
14) their stadium is quieter than a mourge on match days yet they claim they have the best support on the planet
15) 95% of their fans have never been to old trafford
16) david becham played for them
17) it's always man utd players who fuck it up for england
18) ronaldo is a little queer
19) the legions of "fans" that they have that have absolutely no connection to Manchester but declare themselves to be diehard fans eg people who only follow clubs that are successful rather than their local club, most of the Phillipines, Thailand, etc.
20) that whinging ungracious clock-watching cunt of a manager. Not that this implies that he isn't a good manager. He's proved that at Aberdeen and Man United. But he's a horrible individual
21) Eamonn Holmes
22) the relentless arse-licking from sections of the media eg Eamonn Dunphy, Pat Crerand, Clive Tyldesley
23) the whole Rio Ferdinand saga where rather than just admit they were in error they started trying to throw their weight about and bought their player a much longer ban
24) Roy Keane
25) Eamonn Holmes is harmless and Irish, and the Irish tend to follow english teams
26) Who did the fat spoilt kid in your class support?
27) what was it the Chelsea fans sang to the visiting Man Utd supporters last season - to the tune of Guantanamero - "Live round the corner, you only live round the corner"

there is this vids. also
http://youtube.com/watch?v=slZ65HKUsVM&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PXdqq9skLAg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cmpozcslIA

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2015940680

these videos and reasons are all obtained from groups like why do u hate man u or i bet i can find 1000 000 who hate man u althogh i totaly agree with them

saftawy can we move this 2 the General football Section

so u never score at old trafford well im too lazy to switch it to general but beside it s only fair to diss man u in there topic u have the shit club no histroy for chelsea in their own thread

ok fair enough though but be ready for the Man utd fans response

well i can imagine what they would say they most probably won't read the reasons the well c an offensive title and enter diss and say bad words and stuff , im lookin forward to the anti man u fans replies just as ur self lets have fun and make fun of the red devils for a while

well, i think that u moderate the bayern forum other than attacking other teams, with a stupid topic with a more stpid post with lots of wrong things and repeated things..u should read well before copping and pasting.

and u r talkin about manchester united while u support "BAYERN MUNICH", and u call us glory hunters, well a person who supports bayern which is the only team in germany what do u call him??????????????

". United fans rave on about Old Trafford. Yes, decent capacity.. but otherwise, a completely mismatched and rather ugly stadium.

9. There are only a few food sections in the whole of Old Trafford which sell pies. (In defence, this is down too their prawn sandwich-thermos flask trend)"

those 2 points are hilarious, OT is an ugly stadium?????? WTF.......... it is one of the best stadiums in the world, i dnt think that a few food sections would make fans hate the club.........have u ever been to OT to know that?????

"all their players are thick", come on man you are pathetic, their players are thick...u r sick!!!!!

"veryone thinks andy cole is a top class strike", of course andy cole is top class striker, and u think that "Janker" is a good striker..


". Shit kit, Shit sponsor.", the kit and the sponsor dsnt make the team the players do,



what a horrible kit, it looks like the one of "BALADYAT EL MAHALA"


u just dnt knw what why "PASTED" here, i think u should write ur own posts and concentrate on the bayern forum......

searchin and browsing google and youtube is easy m8....and attacking other teams is easier. i can make a ten page post that makes fun of el bavari.

United For Ever

EL LODDZ first of all i just wake i m not humlitaed second of all don't u cheer for liverpool i'd rather walk alone why the hell are you posting here sayin ur chidlish shit second of all i didn't write these reasons although i agree as i said so i don't think making fun of dos reasons anoys me or humliate me and again as i said bro ur begining to piss me off lay off or you'll be seriosly sorry
now shenawy bro i don't deny i copy and pasted those stuff but i think there funny i really sensiorly hate man u although i dont have any problem with man u fans except for those who are really glory hunters,
they say they are man u fans and all they 'v watched in the epl season is the chelsea game they don't know who is comin in who is goin out all there know about the squad comes from the PS they think c.ronaldo is the greatest player in the world they most probably know nothing of 1999 or who the hell is boby charlton they think they are better people than you just bec. there taam won the epl for God's sack i know more about ur own team than you do. but i guess ur not of that people dude.
now back to the list no i haven't been in the old trafford have u but from what i c its a shittty stadium although its one of the best in england but its nothing compared to the olymique stadium berlin or the alliaz areana and san serio and olymique rome and and
shitty kit well i give u that owers suck to but i guess who originaly wrote this reasons doesn't cheer for bayern

well janker hasn't been my fav. he has nothing on players like elber talkin about my team and ya i think andy cole sucks.
nevertheless it has been a trend to consider any man u striker a top caliber im not speaking of the dutch man (who was happy to leave u by the way) im talkin about the likes of rooney saha nani those peace of crap players suck big time

and bro bayern munich fans are glory hunters i mean come on just bec if they are the greatest in germany doesn't mean any thing i mean if i love lyon that makes me a glory hunter wtf ?

now guys if u love man u come here redcule the list say all what u want i don't mind and anti man u come have fun of man u the rest of you like EL LODDZ just mind ur own bus. and spare the useless comments

p.s by the way shenawy id be happy to read the list for bayern give me ur best

Saftys Supporting Journey.






Safty supported Arsenal when they were the 'Invincibles'. Then, after a few seasons Arsenal have been declining, so Safty decided to support Chelski (we all know that anyone whos got a clue about what football is about is forbidden from doing that)
After a while, Safty decided he wanted to be unique, so he started supporting a very succesful team = FC Bayern.

In this biography about saftys supporting life which is so true for people who know safty from outside the forum, it shows how safty has been going about in the football world, people like Safty shouldn't be allowed into such forums.

Omarr Naggar

1. You will not win a penalty at Old Trafford. - Roma

2. When United are edging or winning a game, there is a sensible 1-2 minutes added time....... - Barcelona 2007 2008 4 mins extra time

However, when they find themselves in a losing/drawing position at Old Trafford, it's always 3 minutes+.

3. The majority of people who claim to be united fans are glory supporters. - kosomak ya safty balaash inta

4. A 2002 report, 'Do You Come From Manchester?' showed that a significantly higher proportion of Man City's season ticket holders lived in the Manchester postal districts (40%), than that of the Man Utd season ticket holders (29%). - they are the most popular team in the world

5. Alex Ferguson. - best manager in the world

6. According to one survey, 95% of the total number of 'utd fans' have never actually been to Old Trafford. - check 4

7. Shit kit, Shit sponsor. 'Almost in Greece'. - wtf are you on about?

8. United fans rave on about Old Trafford. Yes, decent capacity.. but otherwise, a completely mismatched and rather ugly stadium. - ugly staduim? 3ash neik

9. There are only a few food sections in the whole of Old Trafford which sell pies. (In defence, this is down too their prawn sandwich-thermos flask trend) - shinnawy : ru7t ot?

10. From good former college mates, about 10 class themselves as 'united fans'... 1 of them has a season ticket and 1 goes a few games a season........ As for the others, the phrases generally heard are;...... ''I can't get a ticket'' or ''I can't afford it''. Familiar? - in Manchester United are the poor team and Shitty are the rich ones

11. Their fans moan about Chelsea complaining that they've tried to buy success. Was there ever a premiership club which didn't spend money in order to try & succeed? If you look over a period of 10-15 years, United have probably spent more than Chelsea anyway! - only reason is that we've been dominating the epl since it started and you've only been runners up in the past 4 years or so

12. When it come to coverage, United are always the big boys, whether it be Sky, Setanta or Match of the Day. As well as being unfair on other fans, it's boring and encourages more glory supporters (providing they're not playing Man City).. in which case there is suddenly less united fans about. - It's called business the world would rather watch united than Shitty, I knw you would

13. In light of todays events, I have decided to add a new reason.. As united claimed the title today, I have seen loads of statuses from my friends on here ranting on about united, when they clearly aren't and never were a united fan! I'm sure this is the same for many of you. - Inta keda ya Safty

Safty = Glory Hunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcSt08-Qy50&feature=related